The Vivekean Times

'Twere Twenty-Two Twinkling Twilight Tweets Tweeted on Twitter by Twelve Tweeting Twits!!! Often when things are bitter, I visit the mighty Twitter; and then compose an awesome tweet, and life is once again sweet!! That fellow’s followers flew over the flyover and fell over the four lovers  Osama did meet 72 virgins after his “martyrdom”. The virgins were male suicide bombers brainwashed by Al Qaeda.

Osama did meet 99 virgins on the other side after he was "martyred". Unfortunately, the virgins were the spirits of male suicide bombers brainwashed by the Al Qaeda.