Some Killer Tweets (of Vivekean Origin)

'Twere Twenty-Two Twinkling Twilight Tweets Tweeted on Twitter by Twelve Tweeting Twits!!!

Often when things are bitter, I visit the mighty Twitter; and then compose an awesome tweet, and life is once again sweet!!

That fellow’s followers flew over the flyover and fell over the four lovers 

Osama did meet 72 virgins after his “martyrdom”. The virgins were male suicide bombers brainwashed by Al Qaeda.

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  1. parkerdNovember 13, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    What wondrous tweets are these.

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  2. parkerdNovember 13, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Oh Vivek, you are indeed a fabulous tweeter.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 13, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    Dost thou meanest what thou sayest, Jed?

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  4. VivekNovember 13, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    I'm not sure if tweeter is the right word. But I don't think tweeting twit is the right one either.

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  5. Maurice PNovember 13, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    Tweeting twit does not sound as bad as monkey..sigh.

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  6. annahazare420November 13, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    Hmm not bad for an Anna-hater.

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  7. dorothy pNovember 14, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Ha Ha Ha nice tweets.

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  8. annahazare420November 14, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    I adore you, Dorothy. I would like to kiss you when the Lok Pal bill is passed.

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