The Husband
The Husband is the family head The brains are his wife, He is the one who earns the bread Which she ruins with her knife. The husband works hard all day And when he returns home, His wife will look up and say "Here comes the dirty Gnome". Taking the Hint, he has his bath And sits down for some leisure, From nowhere her naggings suddenly start Then they vanish with his pleasure. He wears his clothes with wounded sulks As they go on a shopping spree, She keeps on purchasing objects in bulks Till they finally run out of money. His wallet empty, he inserts the key And dumps the cargo in Then they settle for a cup of tea She expresses her satisfaction with a grin. He switches on the idiot box While she prepares their dinner, She changes the channel with defensive talks Without a struggle, she emerges winner. The husband slumps to sleep at last Till the dawn eventually breaks, He encounters her once more at breakfast Funny looking faces she mak...